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April 2014
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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

April 2014
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completely-dunn:

Following an awesome humor blog:

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Finding out they’re also a super annoying fandom blog: 

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April 2014
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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

April 2014
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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

April 2014
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April 2014
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becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

April 2014
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fuckyeah1990s:

timebombtown:

Teenage Bedroom Eternal

This is like the best collage I’ve ever seen.

fuckyeah1990s:

timebombtown:

Teenage Bedroom Eternal

This is like the best collage I’ve ever seen.

April 2014
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oh but

oh but

April 2014
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  • bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
  • vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
  • cpe bach: who am i
  • mozart: sunshine and smiles
  • haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
  • beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
  • chopin: my soUL
  • paganini: hahhaha noobs
  • liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
  • alkan: fck ur fingers lol
  • brahms: cLARA
  • schubert: im a mushroom
  • wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
  • tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
  • rachmaninoff: HANDS
  • debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
  • ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
  • holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
  • prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
  • shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
  • cage: 
  • reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
  • stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
  • schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
  • satie: im funny
April 2014
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dejavu394:

thedaughterofflowers:

i cant get over this

now that is a princess fairy tale dress

dejavu394:

thedaughterofflowers:

i cant get over this

now that is a princess fairy tale dress

April 2014
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larissafae:

radsocfem:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

The moon’s weird though, right?

first of all how dare u

larissafae:

radsocfem:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

The moon’s weird though, right?

first of all how dare u

April 2014
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  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
April 2014
15

I had a dream about this kid in my school orchestra. I want to hug him and see if he really is as soft and sweet-smelling as he was in my dream but I can’t 😰

April 2014
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